I want to make an indie movie adaptation of the Happy Appy story, who would I contact to get permission if permission is needed at all?

Se-e-eriously, have you even make a little research on anything?

I mean, aye, it was amusing for the most part, I did read it to the end, expecting a plot twist... but you could spend five minutes of your life to make a little research on what you're writing? OK, perhaps, there is no article on how mental patients work (though it's pretty obvious if you think about it), but there are plenty articles about how law enforcements work, pain shock works or at least how Russian names are formed. Such a popular thing, rather good idea, and such ridiculous mistakes! :<

I'm not sure if this would be the proper place to request this, but here goes.

I think it'd be pretty awesome if someone could make a PDF of the Happy Appy pastas. I'm on the go a lot, and it'd make for much more convenient reading. It's something I'd do myself, but the formatting keeps tripping me up. 

Again, I apologize if this is in the wrong section, but I'd love a PDF (or even Word file or whatever, just some sort of more portable version) of this story!