This is a spin-off pasta to the Happy Appy timeline.
The shot of Happy Appy's 'Design'.
Chapter 1[]
One day, Before I found Gerasim's Blog, I saw YOUTUBE (Or whatever you call it). It was NO scary. NO hell, I started to have nightmares of that NO apple. THAT. ------------. APPLE. there was an episode of Happy Appy called HAPPY APPY'S CHRISTMAS. I watched it on ForenzikTube (I'm calling Y0U4UB3 that now). It started with the normal episode see the intro, (That’s breaking the fourth wall)then Happy went into his house. He said "Hello kids, It's your skin eating machine Happy Appy! Do you want to see my christmas tree?" then he did his trademark 'Death Stare' for 2 minutes. Holy Jesus I'm a patient person. Well, back to where we were. Then, he said "Sure!" As he was walking to his christmas tree, I noticed that he was humming "I’m going to track down your children I’m gonna murder your family!" then i saw him holding out a knife filled with fucking children. That was fucking scary, even for a 32-year old.(find your body and go to a hospital before happy mutilate your body Even more) "It's my own design!" he said, and I was about to NO pause the thing then go to bed. But no, I am a Woodchipper. I wanted to continue. I had to.
Chapter 2[]
Well, I unpaused that video, and great holy NO I did. He stared with his death smile, and saying: "That's Natural Children. I was the one who made the f**k skin Towers collapse. DON'T TELL ANYONE, OR ELSE YOUR PAL IS GOING TO ROT!" Holy s. S S S That dark secret. I can't go to sleep. It's 3:00 in the fucking morning. Well, i can watch it. It cut to a VHS playing a news reel about the L.A. Riots. "I made that as well." He cut to his death smile. I wondered if I pressed the Seek button. It started all over again. Well, I'll end Chapter 2. Thats Short.
chapter 3 ————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
I want to Happys a house and I ate his I want to Happys a house and I ate his ass And happy died and happy died
THE END