|Season 4, Episode 3|
|Directed by||Freddrick Gorgote|
Happy the Principal
Happy the Sergeant
Helping Kids is the 3rd episode of the forth season of Happy Appy.
After the intro finished, it cut to Happy in a grassy field, who began to talk in an exaggerated Bronx accent.
"Hey kids, I'm Happy Appy. Do you want to learn a lesson?"
For five seconds, his puppet didn't move.
"Alright, here's a math lesson! Two plus two is four, two plus two is four. Two, two, four, four..."
Eventually, Happy fell asleep.
"You know, I feel like helping a ton of kids today! Let's go see who needs help, huh?"
"Shows a picture of ten or so decapitated heads in a line in a cinder basement. A sign in German is shown.
"Hello, little girl! What your name?"
Shows girl cardboard cutout.
Goes back to Happy.
"Well, Emmy, do you love your friends very much?"
"I suggest you should kill them!"
A song plays.
"If you don't like your friends, grab a saw and kill them!
Kill your friends, kill your friends, kill them in their sleep!"
Happy stares at the camera for 20 seconds. He starts saying German things to the camera for forty seconds."
- Happy Appy actually does not help the kids, due to the fact that they are dead.
- By this point in the series, Happy's delusions had caused him to believe that he was from the Bronx.
- Happy Appy was actually born in Montana.